Ode to Adventuring

Goin' on adventure
Runnin' all around
You'd think with all this armor
I'd make a lot of sound
Let me tell you somethin'
Somethin' you should know
I'm doin' all this runnin'
'Cause I'm too impatient to go slow

I'm an adventurer
Walkin' into people houses
and takin' all their stuff
I'm an adventurer
No one asks me questions
Guess they think I'll beat 'em up

Dashin' through the town
Leavin' even footprints in the snow
Askin' lots of questions
These people shouldn't know
You'd think they wouldn't tell me
Since I'm covered in goblin blood
I guess so long as I'm still helping
Just like they all expect I should

I'm an adventurer
I'm speedy in my armor
Though I'm really not sure how
I'm an adventurer
Guards don't find me suspicious
Even with all my weapons out

Goin' to the tavern
Drinkin' lots of ale
Place seems to be pretty hapinin'
Even though the drinks are stale
I'd ask the barkeep why
Their drinks taste just like crap
He'd just say "Go to the cellar
and kill a bunch of rats."

I'm an adventurer
Been through so many zombies
They no longer have a smell
I'm an adventurer
I'm popular at parties
'Cause of the stories I can tell